– A smoker who died after battling emphysema has had his dying wish granted with the placement of a “Smoking killed me” sign on his hearse and his grave. Great idea!
– A newlywed couple spent their wedding night in separate jail cells after police said the bride tried to run over an old flame of the groom. Now there is a marriage that will last!
– Denis Danny Roberge, a 19-year-old young man will spend the next 60 days in jail after stealing a beer from a convenience store in Quebec. He stole the $3.37 beer to celebrate having just gotten out of jail. Ummmm, what an idiot!
– And from my home city – Toronto, A driver banned from the road after a drunk driving conviction was nabbed for allegedly speeding on his way to serve his weekend jail sentence.