- Toddler survives 30 foot fall and is doing fine, just a cut and bruise to show for it!  Gotta love a happy ending, especially considering he fell onto concrete and rocks.

- Bear goes into grocery store, shoppers in a Wisconsin grocery store got an unexpected surprise when a 125-pound (58-kilogram) black bear wandered inside and headed straight for the beer cooler. He was tranquilized and taken back to the wild for another happy ending.

- German brothels offer discounts for ‘going green’, take public transit or ride you bike next time you are in the mood for some paid-nookie and you will get the ‘green’ discount.  To qualify, customers must show the receptionist either a bicycle padlock key or proof they used public transit to get to the neighborhood. That knocks the price for 45 minutes in a room, for example, to C65 from C70.