Perform Eye Surgery on Yourself at Home

I was pretty shocked when I saw this, I mean who the hell would have the guts to shoot a laser into their own eye?

I hope these folks have some serious amount of insurance!!

The Complete LASIK@Home Kit (patent pending) includes everything you need to complete the procedure.

  • Scal-Pal™ Hand-Operated Combination Femtosecond/Excimer Laser
  • Mild sedative (diazepam 4mg)
  • No-Blink™ brand Eye Drops
  • Detailed Instructions and QuickStart Guide
  • Protective Post-Op Sleep Mask

do it yourself eye surgery

I can’t even bring myself to give you the website for this do it yourself eye mutilation kit, so Google it yourself to find out.

5 replies on “Perform Eye Surgery on Yourself at Home”

  1. One laughs, till one wonders if its all for real!? Goodness! In a way, I hope this website is a ripoff site … just take some fools money and run with it! Better than some idiot burning out his eyes with this horrid contraption!! and really, LASIK copyright? hmm anyone think to contact the owners of that patent? geeeesh just when one ends a rant on watchdogging the internet, some moron comes up with such a website. Any testimonies online for this “product”?

    “Jimmy! what have I told you about running with the ScalPal!!? youre gonna put someones eye out with that thing!'”

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