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Man Farts on Cops

September 26th, 2008 · 5 Comments

A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.

Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test.

As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and “passed gas loudly,” the complaint said. Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.

“The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons,” the complaint alleged.  He was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.

Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn’t move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station.  “I couldn’t hold it no more,” he said.

He also denied being drunk and uncooperative as the police complaint alleged. He added he was upset at being prepared for a breathalyzer test while having an asthma attack. The police statement said he later resisted being secured for a trip to a hospital that he requested for asthma treatment.

Cruz said the officers thought the gas incident was funny when it happened and laughed about it with him.  Now that story is a real gas!!!

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5 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Bill // Oct 9, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    you can’t make this stuff up…

  • 2 aerius // Oct 15, 2008 at 3:49 am

    suck it up… you got farted on. how can you blame him? especially if he was drunk. why is he being charged with battery on a police officer? HE GOT CROP DUSTED! so it smelled bad…. i guess some people have nothing better to complain about.

  • 3 joel // Nov 7, 2008 at 3:34 am

    i believe i found my current events for class tomorrow

  • 4 spencer // Nov 13, 2008 at 5:51 pm

    seriously? battery against a police officer? because he farted? that is so absurd

  • 5 angelica // Nov 13, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    if a man has to fart, he cannot hold that back and he NEEDS to let loose…

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