Boob Squeezer Arrested

I guess what she was doing was pretty bad but how drunk were the women in the bars that let her give them breast exams? An Idaho judge has set bond at $100,000 for a Boise woman police say posed as a physician and duped at least two other women into having their breasts examined […]

Crazy Guy Mails Out Spiders

A German man who allegedly shipped hundreds of live tarantulas into the United States through the mail was charged Friday with illegally importing wildlife. I want to know about the crazy people that order these freak’in things. Sven Koppler, a 37-year-old German national, was arrested by federal agents late Thursday, shortly after arriving in Los […]

Tis the Season to Be Stoned – Marijuana Tree

A six foot tall marijuana plant decorated as a Christmas tree was confiscated from the home of “an old hippie”, who is now facing a drug possession charge, German police said Wednesday.In a tongue-in-cheek press release titled “All you need is love or how a hippie celebrates Christmas,” police in the western city of Koblenz […]

Weird News Headlines

– If I was teaching first graders I think this would make the job much easier! A teacher in Cape Breton, N.S., was disciplined after she allegedly taped a first-grader to a chair during class.  Lorne Greene, chairman of the Cape Breton-Victoria Regional School Board, confirmed the teacher had been disciplined and said he personally […]

Too Much Vampire Exposure for Teens

With the revival of this horror genere seems to come some unexpected problems with some nutty young folks. Two self-described practitioners of paganism and vampirism have been arrested in Arizona after they stabbed their roommate in an attempt to drink his blood. Robert Maley, 25, told police that he had previously allowed his friends, 21-year-old […]

Crazy Prisoner Dines on Cellmates Fried Lung

Warning, this story is totally crazy and sick!  This guy should be locked up like Hannibal Lector. France’s “Hannibal Lecter” said Wednesday a sexual urge drove him to kill his cellmate and “curiosity” about the taste of human flesh led him to cook and eat a lung he ripped out of the corpse.  He said […]

Weird News Headlines

– A dating website has launched a “virtual sperm bank” meant to help users maximize their chances of having attractive children. is a site that promotes itself as having “a strict ban on ugly people.” Whatever happened to ‘beauty is in the eye-of-the-beholder? –  Police in Tennessee are still deciding if they should charge […]

Weird News for this Week

– Students at a New Jersey high school have learned not to mess with the lunch ladies.  Cafeteria workers at Atlantic City High School served only cheese sandwiches Wednesday and Thursday as punishment for a cell-phone-coordinated food fight  I had cheese sandwiches twice at work last week, what does that mean? –  An Iowa teen […]