Warning, this story is totally crazy and sick!  This guy should be locked up like Hannibal Lector.

France’s “Hannibal Lecter” said Wednesday a sexual urge drove him to kill his cellmate and “curiosity” about the taste of human flesh led him to cook and eat a lung he ripped out of the corpse.  He […]

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- A dating website has launched a “virtual sperm bank” meant to help users maximize their chances of having attractive children. BeautifulPeople.com is a site that promotes itself as having “a strict ban on ugly people.” Whatever happened to ‘beauty is in the eye-of-the-beholder?
-  Police in Tennessee are still deciding if they […]

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Seems like weird news has been a bit slow lately, so let’s look at the most stupid news stories of the week instead.
-Two goats sent to prison to nibble on the grass to reduce the cost of lawn maintenance, throw in this genius quote -“We threw the idea at him that we could use them […]

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- Students at a New Jersey high school have learned not to mess with the lunch ladies.  Cafeteria workers at Atlantic City High School served only cheese sandwiches Wednesday and Thursday as punishment for a cell-phone-coordinated food fight  I had cheese sandwiches twice at work last week, what does that mean?
-  An Iowa teen is […]

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- A smoker who died after battling emphysema has had his dying wish granted with the placement of a “Smoking killed me” sign on his hearse and his grave.  Great idea!
- A newlywed couple spent their wedding night in separate jail cells after police said the bride tried to run over an old flame of […]

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Love these two smok’in cool police cars!

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- Yummy! Burger King is opening a restaurant in Miami Beach that will serve beer along with burgers and fries, the chain’s first U.S. location with alcohol.
- Put down the Mexican food! An Alaska man who hit a Taco Bell manager in the face with a double-decker taco has been sentenced to one day in […]

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There was a slight uproar locally when Ashley Madison (dating service for cheaters) wanted to buy some extravagant advertising on TTC buses over in Toronto.  It seems that New Hampshire has the right idea but even they are thinking of moving out of the 19th century.
In Concord, N.H, Originally the punishments — including standing on […]

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Very funny memo from a chop-shop, here is the text if you can’t read all the writing:
 As of December 1st 2009 I don’t want to see anymore fucking Dodge Caravans in here, especially the newer ones 2007/7008/2009 they are worthless and I won’t pay even a penny for them.  Don’t even bother stealing them because […]

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It seems stupidity knows no bounds!  In LA, three boys were booked on suspicion of bullying or kicking red-haired students at a middle school when a “Kick a Ginger Day” prank inspired by a “South Park” episode got out of hand, authorities said Monday.
And over in the sunshine state, at least ten students at a […]

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