The Police Thunked She Was Dead

A little more training might be needed for these boys in blue. Police officers in Guelph, Ont., have been cleared of wrongdoing after they mistakenly pronounced a woman dead in a hotel room. The “situation was not handled exactly according to current policy,” but there was “no officer misconduct,” police said. “I am confident we […]

School Wake Up Call

Now this is no way to have to wake up in the morning! Chronically tardy and truant students at a Massachusetts high school are getting a rude awakening — a pre-recorded morning wake-up call from their school principal. The so-called “robo-calls” that began on Wednesday are aimed at rousting about 500 students, the worst-offending sleepyheads, […]

Breast Milk Sundaes Not Allowed

Chilled boob milk at the ice cream parlor is being shut down.  The London council has confiscated supplies of breast milk ice cream from a specialist parlour which launched the new flavour in the British capital last week on concerns the frozen treat may spread viruses. Westminster Council said it had visited the Icecreamists restaurant […]

A Really Dumb Thief

But are the cops smart enough to actually catch him? Forgetting his resume behind in a stolen car might put a thief’s job hunt in park should it lead police to his whereabouts. Jason Lapointe says his online sleuthing, using clues left behind in his stolen 2005 Dodge Neon including the possible suspect’s resume, likely […]