This Guy is a Total Jerk Off

In more ways than one! A judge ordered a California man — convicted for ejaculating into a co-worker’s water bottles — to pay more than $27,000 to his victim. Superior Court Judge Walter Schwarm said Monday Michael Kevin Lallana, of Fullerton, Calif., must pay restitution for therapy and loss of wages, reports the Orange County […]

Dude Looks Pretty Good for Being 500 Years Old

The arrest of an American man who broke into a woman’s house and tried to suck her blood over the weekend has sparked discussion about the impact of vampire books and movies on U.S. youth culture. Whether pop culture played a role in the attack remains to be seen, as 19-year-old Lyle Monroe Bensley awaits […]

I Don’t Want to Work Here…it is Dead

What a downer, it is hard enough to find a job these days but now this woman probably needs a decade of therapy before she can even attend another interview! An Arizona woman expecting a job interview instead found her two potential employers dead when she arrived at their home. Police in Scottsdale, Ariz., are […]

Golfers on their A Game

I am against performance enhancing drugs, even in golf! Seven people were sent to hospital after eating marijuana-laced brownies at a golf course. Police said an employee of the golf course brought brownies made with marijuana to work Thursday and shared the batch with co-workers, who didn’t know the brownies were laced. The golf course […]

Dirty, Dirty Old Man

This guy is disgusting! Police in Boulder, Colorado, are searching for a man who hid inside a portable toilet at a yoga festival. A woman went to use the portable toilet Friday and told police she noticed something moving inside the tank when she lifted the lid. She believed there was a person inside the […]

Deep Fried Kook Aid? Barf…

Sounds nasty but Chicken Charlie’s is a staple of fried rations at fairs across the country. It sold 400 to 600 orders of deep-fried Kool-Aid per day the first weekend of the San Diego County Fair. That’s about double the rate of previous debut items, Boghosian said. “That’s because it tastes so darn good,” Boghosian […]