Ok, here is a really silly iPhone App that I just read about, it helps you log your poo – that’s right when you are sitting on the throne you can time it and describe it, so you have a lasting memory of all the business you do.
Here is part of the actual review from an iPhone app review site.
The hilariously named Poo Log is part fecal tracker, part bathroom timer, and part trivia game, and it’s all pulled together in a surprisingly fun app that you can use to create, well, a different kind of poo log than you’re used to producing while you’re on the can. With this app you can time how long it takes to do your business and how often you’re doing it, and to keep you busy there’s a poo-related trivia game.
I love this way of protecting your iPhone!!!
For those of you that are stuck in the 70’s we have a great product for you!
Randy Sarafan has helped the human race hit a new ‘all-time low’ on the evolutionary scale. He has modified his office chair with technology that will detect when he emmits a gasous cloud from his anus and it ranks it on methane density. It then transmits this information through his Twitter account to all his followers (which stand at 200 sick folks right now).
The setup is surprisingly simple and there is even an online guide so you can create your own. It involves, a natural gas sensor does the sniffing; an Arduino does the thinking; an XBee wireless module does the communicating; Twitter does the sharing. It’s a feat, to be sure.