I Said, “No Valentine’s Gifts”!

The party poopers over in Iran have banned the production of Valentine’s Day gifts and any promotion of the day celebrating romantic love to combat what it sees as a spread of Western culture, Iranian media reported. The Feb. 14 celebration named after a Christian saint is not officially banned but hardliners have repeatedly warned […]

My Six Year Old Ain’t No Cross-Dresser

Little Janice is going to be Bob for a day and little Ralph will be Cindy, OK? Attention all kindergarten to Grade 8 students: Cross-dressing day is now canceled.  King City Public pull pulled the plug on the “Opposite Gender Day,” when kids as young as six would be allowed to come to school dressed […]

German Sense of Humor

I always thought the Germans were a little stiff but I guess they are kind of wacky too! Heidi, the cross-eyed opossum, is the latest creature to rocket from Germany’s front pages to international recognition, capturing the world’s imagination with her bright, black eyes turned toward her pointed pink nose. Since the first photos were […]

Is a Penis Museum Sexist?

Sigurour Hjartarson will finally get to claim the penis promised to him by an Icelander 14 years ago. It will be the first! The donor of the penis, Pall Arason, passed away on January 5, 2010 and Hjartarson, the curator of Iceland’s Penis Museum, is now preparing to collect the museum’s first human specimen. Hjartarson […]

Dumb Robber Catches Himself

An unusual weapon led to a tense, awkward standoff between a market owner and a robber the other day and in the end the would be robber knocked himself out. As a Manassas, Va., store owner opened his business, a man barged in wielding a really big stick — taller than he was, it appears. […]