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Miss Jail Brazil 2011 is a murderer! – A prison in Recife, a city in the state of Pernambuco, recently held its inaugural Miss Jail pageant to join a growing global list of contests for beauties behind bars.  Miss Jail 2011 is 19-year-old convicted murderer Rebecca Rhaysa Suelen Guedesin. Schools in Paris will stink! – […]

Quick Get me a Spider!

Most of us get a little excited when we see a big spider, but for the unfortunate few who fall victim to the bite of the daunting Brazilian wandering spider, that “excitement” takes on a whole new meaning: The venom of the wandering spider — also known as the banana spider (or more formally Phoneutria […]

Now from the Anals of Totally Gross

A Chinese man spent 55 years with the opening to his rectum in the wrong place. That’s an unusually long time to live without a normal anus. He had a relatively common birth defect known as imperforate anus, a condition in which one out of every 5,000 infants is born with a misplaced, blocked, or […]

Coke Smuggled into USA in Dirty Diapers

This next story is more than a bit gross!  Apparently an East Boston woman attempted to smuggle in over 12 lbs. of cocaine in a bag full of dirty diapers.  Her excuse is that she had no idea what was in the bag and was being used as a mule.  She told authorities that a […]

Chavez Might Be Crazy!

Any on the topic of very strange quotes comes one from Hugo! “I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet,” Chavez said in speech to mark World Water Day. Chavez, who also holds […]

The Police Thunked She Was Dead

A little more training might be needed for these boys in blue. Police officers in Guelph, Ont., have been cleared of wrongdoing after they mistakenly pronounced a woman dead in a hotel room. The “situation was not handled exactly according to current policy,” but there was “no officer misconduct,” police said. “I am confident we […]

Take a Pill and Dance Better

I myself am a little worried about this recent finding because I am a really bad dancer. A Montreal man is giving hope to bad dancers everywhere. Researchers at the University of Montreal have discovered that it’s not his fault he can never dance in time to music. His brain is incapable of recognizing rhythm. […]