Have you heard the one about the Pope?

An Italian comic who said Pope Benedict would be punished in hell for the church’s treatment of homosexuals was spared possible prosecution on Thursday when the government blocked an investigation against her. Sabina Guzzanti, one of Italy’s most biting political satirists, made the remarks before a cheering crowd of thousands gathered at Rome’s Piazza Navona […]

Man Farts on Cops

A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer. Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed […]

Man Donates 3 Million Lottery Win to Church

And in generous weird news of the day, a New York pastor says one of his congregants donated a winning lottery ticket worth $3 million to his church. Pastor Bertrand Crabbe of the True North Community Church in Port Jefferson says the donor, who asked to remain anonymous, donated the “Ba Da Bling” scratch-off ticket […]

This News Story is Very Funny and Weird

Former Hooter’s girl believed she was going to win a Toyota car in a 6-month long beer selling contest.  Much to her surpise she did win but it was not a Toyota car but a toy yoda doll from the Star Wars collection.  Below is a picture of her at her lawyers office where she […]

Man Murders his Lawn Mower

Here is one we can all understand, for me personally I would choose my laptop for target practise.  A 56-year-old Milwaukee man is accused of shooting his lawn mower to deah because it wouldn’t start for him. Keith Walendowski was charged with felony possession of a short-barreled shotgun or rifle and misdemeanor disorderly conduct while […]

My Name is: “Freedom from Oppression”

More Than 5,000 Chinese Children Have Been given the birth name, ‘Olympic Games’ Or, in Chinese, “Aoyun.” A states spokesperson has been quoeted as saying, “It is not uncommon for Chinese children to be given names of common events and popular slogans—such as Defend China, Get Rich, Stay Healthy, Strong Nation and Space Travel.  I […]

Baby For Sale on Ebay – Baby For Sale?!

German police confirm that they today have taken a seven month baby away from a couple in Bavaria and local child welfare investigators are looking into them after the couple put the child up for sale on Internet auction site Ebay.  The description read, “Male baby almost 8 months old, sleeps well through the night […]