This Guy is a Total Jerk Off

In more ways than one! A judge ordered a California man — convicted for ejaculating into a co-worker’s water bottles — to pay more than $27,000 to his victim. Superior Court Judge Walter Schwarm said Monday Michael Kevin Lallana, of Fullerton, Calif., must pay restitution for therapy and loss of wages, reports the Orange County […]

Dude Looks Pretty Good for Being 500 Years Old

The arrest of an American man who broke into a woman’s house and tried to suck her blood over the weekend has sparked discussion about the impact of vampire books and movies on U.S. youth culture. Whether pop culture played a role in the attack remains to be seen, as 19-year-old Lyle Monroe Bensley awaits […]

I Don’t Want to Work Here…it is Dead

What a downer, it is hard enough to find a job these days but now this woman probably needs a decade of therapy before she can even attend another interview! An Arizona woman expecting a job interview instead found her two potential employers dead when she arrived at their home. Police in Scottsdale, Ariz., are […]