An Alberta woman who police say is under a court order not to consume alcohol allegedly ordered alcohol and other items from a delivery service and gave the deliveryman an IOU instead of money. Police in Camrose say a 47-year-old woman placed her order Tuesday night. When the deliveryman arrived, the woman took her items […]
Entries from May 2011
May 31st, 2011 · Comments Off on Pay for Booze with an IOU
May 30th, 2011 · Comments Off on Glue Gun Assault
Police in St. John’s expect to lay charges in a workplace confrontation that involved an unusual weapon: a glue gun. The Royal Newfoundland Constabulary said an employee of Hearn Distributing is believed to have struck a truck driver on May 12 with a piece of metal. The driver was visiting the premises of the Mount […]
May 26th, 2011 · Comments Off on New Torture Device for Bad Employees
What the heck is this? It is the Ostrich!! For power-naping at work or if you want to get teased forever! OSTRICH offers a micro environment in which to take a warm and comfortable power nap at ease. It is neither a pillow nor a cushion, nor a bed, nor a garment, but a bit […]
May 20th, 2011 · Comments Off on Weird Photo Fail
I am not sure who would buy this dumb image!
May 19th, 2011 · Comments Off on Kids Wants Longer Jail Term to Hang with Stepdad
I smell a lifer here. A teen criminal asked to be sentenced to more than the six months recommended by his lawyer and the crown so he could spend extra time with his cellmate – his stepfather. The defence lawyer for Justin Beynen, 18, and an assistant Crown attorney were asking a Sudbury judge Thursday […]
May 18th, 2011 · Comments Off on Hot Chicks Dig Aligators?
This guy is a few light bulbs short! Police in Illinois have seized an alligator from a man who was keeping the animal as a pet to attract women. The Cook County Sheriff’s Office officials said they received information a man was keeping an American alligator in confined conditions in his home. Police located the […]
May 17th, 2011 · Comments Off on Dumb Kid – Roof Hopping
Kids, don’t try this at home – not even in an attempt to get into your home. A 19-year-old Ontario man survived a seven-metre fall after trying to jump from the roof of an apartment building to his own building next door after he realized he had forgotten his keys. Police said the man was […]
May 16th, 2011 · Comments Off on Where do you Pawn Bees?
What kind of weirdo would steal black bees? Yes I am talking about those flying, buzzing, stinging things. Several thousand bees that were part a multi-million pound neuroscience research project have been stolen from a British university. Police in the Scottish region of Tayside were appealing for information on Tuesday after four bee hives containing […]
May 13th, 2011 · Comments Off on Another Drunk 911 Call
Here is another idiot! It may be an emergency for some, but don’t dial 911. A Bridgeport, Connecticut man learned the hard way after ringing the emergency line three times Sunday, and asking paramedics who responded to his home if they could buy him beer. Police charged Raymond Roberge, 65, with misuse of the emergency […]
May 12th, 2011 · Comments Off on Creepy Weird Internet Kissing
Now this is pretty creepy! A Japanese lab has created a device that may let let you “French kiss” someone over the Internet. And by “kiss,” we mean waggle your tongue on a plastic straw, thereby making another plastic straw waggle remotely on someone else’s tongue. Hot, huh? Well, the folks at Tokyo’s Kajimoto Laboratory […]