This next story is more than a bit gross! Apparently an East Boston woman attempted to smuggle in over 12 lbs. of cocaine in a bag full of dirty diapers. Her excuse is that she had no idea what was in the bag and was being used as a mule. She told authorities that a woman approached her at the airport in Mexico and paid her $300 USD to bring back a piece of luggage with gifts in it. She was told a relative at the Boston airport by the name of Juan would approach her and pick up the luggage.
The 12 lbs. of coke were discovered when other passengers apparently complained of a foul smell emanating from this piece of carry-on luggage. According to a police report, the luggage was opened by the accused, using a key and inside they found a plastic bag with 20 soiled diapers and 12 one pound bags of pure cocaine wrapped inside.
My guess is she will spend a lot of years in jail with her unbelievable story.
OK, I was planning on concocting the ultimate April Fools day post but alas my mind was not able to come up with much. So I headed over to www.aprilfoolszone.com and found a few that I could recommend.
Split Pants Joke
Find a scrap of cloth or Velcro. Place a dollar on the floor and stay nearby. When the victim comes by and bends down to pick up the dollar, rip the cloth loudly. Most people will reach back to see if they ripped their pants. One of the original classic April Fool’s pranks of all time! I saw one of these on Just for Laughs and it was very funny.
Has your victim been working on an important document on their computer? Carefully hide the document in a safe place, then create a fake document with the same name. Fill the document with gobbledy-gook or a funny story. At the bottom put “April Fool’s!”
Sneak onto your victim’s computer and do a Google search for something really embarrassing (hemorrhoids, gender reassignment surgery, butt pimples, etc.). Leave the results window open for all to see!
Warning, these above could get you fired!