Take a Pill and Dance Better

I myself am a little worried about this recent finding because I am a really bad dancer. A Montreal man is giving hope to bad dancers everywhere. Researchers at the University of Montreal have discovered that it’s not his fault he can never dance in time to music. His brain is incapable of recognizing rhythm. […]

School Wake Up Call

Now this is no way to have to wake up in the morning! Chronically tardy and truant students at a Massachusetts high school are getting a rude awakening — a pre-recorded morning wake-up call from their school principal. The so-called “robo-calls” that began on Wednesday are aimed at rousting about 500 students, the worst-offending sleepyheads, […]

Stay in a Luxury Hotel for $40?

Not you, ya dumb human.  Your doggie!! Heated pools, massage salons and a-la-carte menus are de rigueur at luxury hotels across the world but in one exclusive Paris establishment the difference is the guests: they have four legs, and enthusiastically wagging tails. Actuel Dogs bills itself as France’s first luxury hotel for dogs, and founders […]

Toronto Man Hits Useless Milestone

Ok, from the archives of ‘who really cares’ and ‘buddy get a life’ we have Canada’s “Pub Guy” Bill Perrie who has a dream job that allows him to travel around the country in search of bars to drink his favorite brew. Perrie, 53, of Stouffville, Ont., located 50 km northeast of Toronto, was nursing […]

Breast Milk Sundaes Not Allowed

Chilled boob milk at the ice cream parlor is being shut down.  The London council has confiscated supplies of breast milk ice cream from a specialist parlour which launched the new flavour in the British capital last week on concerns the frozen treat may spread viruses. Westminster Council said it had visited the Icecreamists restaurant […]