I myself am a little worried about this recent finding because I am a really bad dancer. A Montreal man is giving hope to bad dancers everywhere. Researchers at the University of Montreal have discovered that it’s not his fault he can never dance in time to music. His brain is incapable of recognizing rhythm. […]
Entries from March 2011
March 17th, 2011 · Comments Off on Take a Pill and Dance Better
March 16th, 2011 · Comments Off on School Wake Up Call
Now this is no way to have to wake up in the morning! Chronically tardy and truant students at a Massachusetts high school are getting a rude awakening — a pre-recorded morning wake-up call from their school principal. The so-called “robo-calls” that began on Wednesday are aimed at rousting about 500 students, the worst-offending sleepyheads, […]
March 15th, 2011 · Comments Off on I Love You Cause You Look Like Me?
This is straight out of a Seinfeld episode! Years ago, New York writer Christina Bloom left her husband for a man who looked a lot like her. Now she’s launching a dating site that will help other people find their own romantic doppelgangers. “I was married to my first husband and I fell in love […]
March 14th, 2011 · Comments Off on Cute Date…..in a Turtle Neck!
You would be pretty happy dating this cutie….until you saw her tattoo!
March 12th, 2011 · Comments Off on Stay in a Luxury Hotel for $40?
Not you, ya dumb human. Your doggie!! Heated pools, massage salons and a-la-carte menus are de rigueur at luxury hotels across the world but in one exclusive Paris establishment the difference is the guests: they have four legs, and enthusiastically wagging tails. Actuel Dogs bills itself as France’s first luxury hotel for dogs, and founders […]
March 11th, 2011 · Comments Off on Ever Wonder?
Why men’s bathrooms don’t have line ups?
March 10th, 2011 · Comments Off on Toronto Man Hits Useless Milestone
Ok, from the archives of ‘who really cares’ and ‘buddy get a life’ we have Canada’s “Pub Guy” Bill Perrie who has a dream job that allows him to travel around the country in search of bars to drink his favorite brew. Perrie, 53, of Stouffville, Ont., located 50 km northeast of Toronto, was nursing […]
March 9th, 2011 · Comments Off on Breast Milk Sundaes Not Allowed
Chilled boob milk at the ice cream parlor is being shut down. The London council has confiscated supplies of breast milk ice cream from a specialist parlour which launched the new flavour in the British capital last week on concerns the frozen treat may spread viruses. Westminster Council said it had visited the Icecreamists restaurant […]
March 8th, 2011 · Comments Off on Epic Love Fail
Oh well, another relationship bites the dust due to Apple reading his mind!!
March 7th, 2011 · Comments Off on Mr. Big Mouth
Francisco Domingo Joaquim has the biggest mouth in the world!