Hey have you heard the one about the pig using the toilet? Well it might actually be a real situation! Taiwan has been experimenting with a simple solution to the perennial problems of pollution, smell and excessive water use on pig farms: train the pigs to use a toilet. After some encouraging results the government […]
Entries from January 2011
January 31st, 2011 · Comments Off on How to Toilet Train your Pig!
January 31st, 2011 · Comments Off on Really Dumb Stuff
Here is a really stupid question Here is some really dumb advice And here is a really dumb q and a
January 28th, 2011 · Comments Off on Dumbest Cat Product Ever
This is perfect if you are taking your cat to the gallows!!!
January 27th, 2011 · Comments Off on I Said, “No Valentine’s Gifts”!
The party poopers over in Iran have banned the production of Valentine’s Day gifts and any promotion of the day celebrating romantic love to combat what it sees as a spread of Western culture, Iranian media reported. The Feb. 14 celebration named after a Christian saint is not officially banned but hardliners have repeatedly warned […]
January 26th, 2011 · Comments Off on Gross, Pubic Hair Sandwich
This guy better watch his step in the future because I think the cops will have a sharp eye on him! A New Jersey cook has been sentenced to 15 days in jail and two years probation after he put his chest and pubic hair into a sandwich to get back at a cop. Ryan […]
January 25th, 2011 · Comments Off on My Six Year Old Ain’t No Cross-Dresser
Little Janice is going to be Bob for a day and little Ralph will be Cindy, OK? Attention all kindergarten to Grade 8 students: Cross-dressing day is now canceled. King City Public pull pulled the plug on the “Opposite Gender Day,” when kids as young as six would be allowed to come to school dressed […]
January 24th, 2011 · Comments Off on German Sense of Humor
I always thought the Germans were a little stiff but I guess they are kind of wacky too! Heidi, the cross-eyed opossum, is the latest creature to rocket from Germany’s front pages to international recognition, capturing the world’s imagination with her bright, black eyes turned toward her pointed pink nose. Since the first photos were […]
January 22nd, 2011 · Comments Off on Freeze, Drop the Snow Brush
Well I guess this is a more polite way to rob a place, no surprise it is in Canada. A masked man wielding a snow brush held up the store Tuesday, police said. The clerk complied with the demands and placed the cash draw on the counter. After grabbing an undisclosed amount of cash, the […]
January 20th, 2011 · Comments Off on Is a Penis Museum Sexist?
Sigurour Hjartarson will finally get to claim the penis promised to him by an Icelander 14 years ago. It will be the first! The donor of the penis, Pall Arason, passed away on January 5, 2010 and Hjartarson, the curator of Iceland’s Penis Museum, is now preparing to collect the museum’s first human specimen. Hjartarson […]
January 19th, 2011 · Comments Off on It Must Be a SNOW-PERSON
Sex and snow-persons don’t mix! A Union County deputy responded to a complaint about an obscene snowman, and despite disagreeing with the deputy, the snowman maker eventually agreed to remove the offending body parts. Last week a deputy spoke to the 45-year-old man who lives on Buffalo Westsprings Highway about the dyed-pink, male genitals on […]