Weird News Headlines

– If I was teaching first graders I think this would make the job much easier! A teacher in Cape Breton, N.S., was disciplined after she allegedly taped a first-grader to a chair during class.  Lorne Greene, chairman of the Cape Breton-Victoria Regional School Board, confirmed the teacher had been disciplined and said he personally apologized to the girl’s mother.

–  Only in British Columbia, police were called to a Victoria, B.C., apartment Monday night to deal with a fight over who got the bigger piece of meat at dinnertime.  The officers who arrived on the scene found that two brothers, ages 17 and 22, had gotten into an argument about who got to eat a bigger piece of steak. The teen had cooked the meal only to have his older brother grab the biggest piece, police said.

– Well dentist’s need love too, but I think there is better ways to get it!  A 37-year-old British woman is speaking out after her dentist offered to give her a discount on two root canal operations if she slept with him.  Milan Shah, 43, is no longer practicing dentistry after Chammelle Courtney accused him of bombarding her with propositions over the phone from 2007 to 2009.