Perform Eye Surgery on Yourself at Home

I was pretty shocked when I saw this, I mean who the hell would have the guts to shoot a laser into their own eye?

I hope these folks have some serious amount of insurance!!

The Complete LASIK@Home Kit (patent pending) includes everything you need to complete the procedure.

  • Scal-Pal™ Hand-Operated Combination Femtosecond/Excimer Laser
  • Mild sedative (diazepam 4mg)
  • No-Blink™ brand Eye Drops
  • Detailed Instructions and QuickStart Guide
  • Protective Post-Op Sleep Mask

do it yourself eye surgery

I can’t even bring myself to give you the website for this do it yourself eye mutilation kit, so Google it yourself to find out.

Strange News for this Week

Seems like weird news has been a bit slow lately, so let’s look at the most stupid news stories of the week instead.

-Two goats sent to prison to nibble on the grass to reduce the cost of lawn maintenance, throw in this genius quote -“We threw the idea at him that we could use them to get into the hard-to-get areas, like the hillside and the fence line,” he said.

– Man with 50-year suspension caught behind wheel – No shit Sherlock, wonder how he got the 50 years of suspensions in the first place?

– Twin Sisters Ask Twin Brothers to the Prom – Ummm, who gives a cr-p?  The pairs met at the grocery store where they all work. The girls say they thought it would be cool to double-date with another set of identical twins.  Snooooozer!

– George Washington Racks up Late Library Fees – shocking!! Both books were due on Nov. 2, 1789 – go after his relatives for the cash I say!