Dog with Two Legs – 2 Legged Doggie

dog with 2 two legsAn amazing story about a dog born without front legs to a junkyard dog around Christmas 2002, Faith the puppy was rejected and abused by her mother. She was rescued by Rueben, now an Army E-4 specialist, who had been asked to bury other puppies in the litter.

For many, Faith brings a powerful message about overcoming adversity. “Faith has shown me that different is beautiful, that it is not the body you are in but the soul that you have,” Jill Salomon of Montreal, Canada, wrote on Faith’s Web site.

Having an Affair is a Crime

have an affair adThere was a slight uproar locally when Ashley Madison (dating service for cheaters) wanted to buy some extravagant advertising on TTC buses over in Toronto.  It seems that New Hampshire has the right idea but even they are thinking of moving out of the 19th century.

In Concord, N.H, Originally the punishments — including standing on the gallows for an hour with a noose around the neck — have been softened to a $1,200 fine, yet some lawmakers think it’s time for the 200-year-old crime of adultery to come off New Hampshire’s books.

Seven months after the state approved gay marriage, lawmakers will consider easing government further from the bedroom with a bill to repeal the law.  Personally I think the fine is worse that standing in the gallows but maybe not?

Funny Memo from Chop Shop – Even Thiefs Hate the Dodge Caravan

Very funny memo from a chop-shop, here is the text if you can’t read all the writing:

 As of December 1st 2009 I don’t want to see anymore fucking Dodge Caravans in here, especially the newer ones 2007/7008/2009 they are worthless and I won’t pay even a penny for them.  Don’t even bother stealing them because two of my boys have been snagged since Summer because these stupid minivans broken down while they were driving them over here.

This whole memo is just too freaking funny!!  I wonder if it is true, love the benefits package of ‘bail money’!!!

funny memo for chop shop

Top 10 Weird ‘Looks’ to Avoid this Holiday Season

The birthday suit gift presentation!

give the gift naked

The really horrible ugly sweater present!

very ugly chirstmas sweater

Don’t torture your pet for Christmas!

silly looking dog for christmas

Watch out for this type of Santa!

flashing Santa

Please not torturing the kids this season!

Santa is dead RIP

Be careful who you let decorate the gingerbread house!

bad gingerbread house

Hope you have been good, because here comes crazy Santa!

crazy Santa here to kill you

Just have to squeeze in one cute picture!

cute christmas baby

He is dead….right?

santa Elvis

And this one did not go over very well at the office party!

bad tshirt

Crazy Kick a Jew or Red Head Day

It seems stupidity knows no bounds!  In LA, three boys were booked on suspicion of bullying or kicking red-haired students at a middle school when a “Kick a Ginger Day” prank inspired by a “South Park” episode got out of hand, authorities said Monday.

And over in the sunshine state, at least ten students at a Florida middle school assaulted or encouraged assault of Jewish classmates in what they called “Kick a Jew Day”. It was not the first incident of its kind. One student told the local NBC television station correspondent that the phenomenon was “very widespread, happening all over school.” In a letter to school officials, the parents of a Jewish student said that their daughter was taunted and kicked by several other students. “Apparently many kids, all Jewish, were kicked during the day,” the parent wrote.

Perhaps this was all started by a Jew, Borat…in his movie Sacha Baron Cohen talked about the running of the Jews.

Borat Sagdiyev is perhaps the most famous anti-Semite in America, a visiting Kazakh journalist who has been known to ask a shop owner which guns are best for hunting Jews and to revel in his native village’s annual celebration, “The Running of the Jews.”